Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 7, 2001

(Best of bozo) bozo criminal for today comes from Providence, Rhode Island where bozo David Preston has just been released from jail. Not having a job and needing money, he headed straight for the local bank…with the intention of robbing it. Since he’d been in jail for a while he was not real familiar with the layout of the bank, so he walked up to the first group of windows he saw and announced that this was a holdup. The woman looked up at him and said, "Sorry, you’re in the wrong department. This is the loan department. The teller’s with the cash are on the other side of the lobby." Being a polite bozo he thanked her and politely walked over to the teller’s window where there was a line. Our bozo took his place at the back of the line and waited his turn. While he was waiting, the cops were called and arrived just as our bozo was attempting his getaway.

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