Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 11, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Santiago, Chile where three teenage bozos tried to rob a bus. As they were walking through threatening passengers with a baseball bat, one of them heard the words that would strike fear in any teenager, "What do you think you’re doing? Get off this bus right now!" That’s right, the mother of one of the teenagers was riding on the bus. And their bad luck didn’t end there. A plain clothes policeman was also on the bus and he and the bus driver managed to disarm our bozos.

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