Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 14, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in this report from the International File in Glasgow, Scotland. It seems our bozo had an exotic snake that was illegal to bring into Scotland so she tried to sneak it through customs. Did she hide the snake in her luggage or purse? Nope. She didn’t even try to conceal it under her clothing. Our bozo sealed her fate when she wrapped the live snake around her waist and tried to pass through customs by claiming it was a belt.

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