Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 17, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Gregg Hanke for sending in today’s report. From Phoenix, Arizona comes the story of bozo Neil Goldstein who jumped into a white 2001 Dodge Intrepid at a car wash and took off. And of all the cars at the car wash, there is no doubt our bozo picked the worst one to steal. It was an unmarked police vehicle waiting unattended in the vacuum line. He also failed to notice another police car, this one fully marked, and with a uniformed officer behind the wheel,

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