Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 19, 2001

bozo criminals for today come from Colma, California where security guards at the local mall called the cops to report a burglary. When the cops pulled up they noticed two men outside the mall using a coat hanger to try to get into a locked car. When they pulled up to investigate, the officers discovered that it was none other than our bozo thieves, who had returned to their getaway car with all their loot only to discover they’d locked themselves out. They’ve now been locked up.

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