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September 24, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Franco Minatel for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Coutts, Alberta, Canada comes the story of bozo James Horton who was an American bank robber trying to flee to Canada. Perhaps it was the bad woman’s wig that attracted the attention of the border crossing guard. Or maybe it was the gun that he was carrying with him. Or perhaps it was the bank holdup note written on the back of a check. In any event, after a quick check of customs computers it was determined that our bozo was a wanted man and he was arrested. And just one more thing about that holdup note…the last words written on it were "Don’t be stupid." If only he had followed his own advise.

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