Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 25, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Neal Tooni for sending in today’s report. From Saucier, Mississippi comes the story of bozo Milton Slater who was involved in a minor traffic accident. When he saw the police arrive on the scene he left his car behind and fled into the woods. Thinking this was rather strange the cops ran a quick check of his license plate and discovered he was wanted on burglary charges. A couple of officers headed after him, but it was a heavily wooded area and after almost an hour of searching they were about to give up when they heard a phone ring. Our bozo had forgotten to turn off his cell phone. He was pulled out of the underbrush and arrested.

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