From Baltimore, Maryland comes the story of bozo Edwin Grimes who wanted to be a policeman really, really bad. So bad in fact that he just couldn’t tell a lie when the police department interviewer asked him if he had ever committed a crime. Our bozo said yes, back home in Texas he had robbed five people and been involved in a carjacking. Maybe he thought they’d be impressed with his experience. They weren’t. He’s been arrested.