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September 28, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Scott Pinkstaff for sending in today’s report. From Purcellville, Virginia comes the story of bozo Richard Ware who parked his getaway car just outside the First Community Bank. He jumped out, gun in hand, and demanded money from the teller. He got it, ran outside, hopped in his car and was preparing to make his getaway when he noticed he was missing one very important item-his keys. He hadn’t realized he had dropped them as he was running out of the bank. Police officers quickly arrived and noticed a moving bush near his empty car. Our bozo was flushed out and arrested.

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