Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 14, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Trento, Italy comes the story of bozo Diego de Carlo who had to appear at the courthouse to pay a couple of parking tickets. Being a bozo he of course parked in a no parking zone in front of the courthouse when he went inside. Upon returning to his car he found a new parking ticket on his windshield so he went right back inside to pay it. And you know what was waiting for him when he came back…a third ticket. Our bozo should feel fortunate, however, as the officials took pity on him and said they wouldn’t make him pay the third ticket.

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