Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 15, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk "Alex from Indonesia" for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Surabaya, Indonesia comes the story of a bozo who needed some cash, and quick. So he stole the first thing he spotted, which happened to be a motorcycle. First he tried to push the contraption down the street, then he tried to drag it and he wasn’t making much progress using either approach. But he did succeed in attracting the attention of a neighbor who called the cops. To cap off what had already been a bad day for our bozo, when he tried to flee he fell into an open sewer. He was cleaned up and hauled off to jail.

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