Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 17, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from Los Angeles, California where bozo Albert Vance was wanted by the cops on an assault charge. But our bozo must have gotten word that they were coming because when the police arrived at his house he was nowhere to be found. Playing a hunch, one of the cops got our bozo’s pager number and dialed it. When they heard a beeping sound coming from the attic, they knew they had their man.

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