Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 21, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from Tampa, Florida where bozo Rafael Morgan was test driving a Porsche when he was pulled over by the cops and ticketed for doing 60 in a 35 zone. When our bozo returned to the dealership, he quickly sped away as soon as the salesperson got out of the car. It wasn’t that difficult for the cops to track the guy down, after all he had just given the officer his address when he was ticketed. The cops just drove to his home and found the Porsche outside and the bozo inside. It was when the cops arrested him that our bozo gave them the bozo Excuse of the Month. He told them he didn’t steal the car, he just drove it home to see if it would fit into his garage.

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