Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 22, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from Detroit, Michigan where five bozos wearing bandannas over their faces held up a McDonald’s. Our bozos seemed to be quite well organized and knew exactly what they wanted. In fact they would probably have made a clean getaway except for one thing. Remember those bandannas. One bozo tossed his out the window as they were driving away and it snagged on the radio antenna, serving as an identifying flag for the cops as they closed in for the arrest.

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