Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 23, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from Virginia Beach, Virginia where a woman spotted two able bodied bozos parked in a handicapped zone. When she told them to move they responded by cursing at her. Shouldn’t have done that. She wrote down a description of their car and the license plate number. And what she didn’t realize was that at that very moment their accomplice was robbing the restaurant next door where she worked. Her detailed description led to their arrest. Maybe next time they’ll use the regular parking space.

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