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August 27, 2001

bozo criminal for today comes from Camano Island, Washington where bozo James Lane went for a little stroll the other evening. Which would have been fine except that he forgot to put on any clothes. Our totally naked bozo was spotted walking around near a movie theatre. The cops arrived and were in the process of writing our bozo up for indecent exposure when one of the officers asked him what he did for a living. "I grow marijuana for fun and profit," he answered. He then went on to tell the officer that he had an unusually large crop this year and would the officer like to help him harvest it. The officer said he’d certainly like to see the operation so our bozo took him over to his greenhouse. The plants were confiscated and the cops are still trying to decide what to do with our bozo.

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