bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Chumphon, Thailand comes the story of a bozo extortionist who was demanding money from a local shop owner. When the owner told our bozo he didn’t have enough money to pay him right now, our bozo looked around and spotted a hammock out back. He told the owner he would go and relax in the hammock until the man took in enough cash to pay him. It must have been a very comfortable hammock because he was soon sound asleep. The shop owner called the cops who came by and woke our bozo up and took him to jail.