Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

August 31, 2001

Thanks to bozo News Hawk Bob Healey for sending in today’s report. From Saugus, Massachusetts comes the story of bozo Dick Henson who had a little marijuana to sell. It was late, after two AM, and he spotted what looked like a good place to make a dope deal. A parking lot with only a few cars in it. Perhaps if he had looked a little closer he would have noticed that it was the police station parking lot and those little things on top of the light poles were cameras. But he didn’t. The cops did notice him, however and he was quickly busted.

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