Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 1, 2001

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dan Klager for sending in today’s report. From Germantown, Wisconsin comes the story of bozo Michael Cooper who was pulled over by the cops for doing 85 in a 65 mile per hour zone. That in itself is not necessarily a bozo offense. It’s the reason he gave the police for driving so fast that placed him firmly in Bozoland. He said he was in a hurry to get to Milwaukee to pay a traffic ticket. He now has two tickets that he needs to pay.

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