Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 2, 2001

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Antonio, Texas where bozo Frank Green was convicted of robbery. The judge on his case sentenced him to seven years. Our bozo became very upset and begged the judge not to give him seven years because seven was his unlucky number. Fortunately for our bozo, he had found a sympathetic judge. He changed his sentence to eight years.

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