Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 7, 2001

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today seemed to have it all backward. From Canada comes the story of bozo Sylvain Boucher who was spotted by prison guards standing between the prison’s stone wall and an outer fence. Thinking he was trying to escape, the guards quickly apprehended him. Upon his capture, he was found to be carrying a large amount of illegal drugs. Upon further questioning it was discovered that our bozo was a drug dealer who was trying to break into the prison, thinking there would be a good market for his drugs there. He’ll get to find out….he’s looking at 14 years.

Category: Uncategorized