Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 8, 2001

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Homestead Air Force base in Florida where bozo Ronnie Majors held up a bank and was making a speedy getaway when he pulled up to the guardhouse at the entrance to the Air Force base. Thinking he was at a toll booth, our bozo reached into his bag and offered the guard on duty some of the cash he’d just stolen. The guard motioned him onto the base where he was promptly arrested.

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