Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 9, 2001

(Best of Bozo) From Colorado Springs, Colorado comes the story of a bozo criminal who walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash in the drawer. As the cashier was putting the cash in the bag, the bozo spotted something else he wanted–an expensive bottle of Scotch on a shelf behind the counter. He told the cashier to put the Scotch in the bag along with the money. The cashier said, can’t do that because I don’t believe you’re over 21. Am too, over 21, the bozo replied. But the cashier still refused to give him the Scotch. So, the bozo reached into his wallet and pulled out his ID which he handed over to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and sure enough, the bozo was over 21 so he handed over the liquor. The bozo ran away with his loot. The cashier then called the cops, giving them the name and address of the bozo who was quickly arrested.

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