Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 6, 2001

Bozo criminal for today comes from Hastings, Nebraska where they’ve had some rough weather this winter. But neither hail nor sleet nor snow could keep bozo David Hoffman from his appointed rounds. Our bozo got a craving for some beer and was snowed in, so he stole the city snowplow from the storage shed and drove it 20 miles to a convenience store. And to show his good intentions, our bozo gassed up the snowplow before heading home. Only problem, he wrote a personal check to pay for everything. Thinking something might be up with a snowplow driver buying beer, the clerk called the cops and our bozo was soon arrested.

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