Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 7, 2001

Bozo criminal for today wins our Wrong Place at the Wrong Time Award. From Vandalia, Ohio comes the story of Bozo William Lang who tried to clean out the dry cleaners. He threatened the clerk with a gun and told him to empty the cash register. Our bozo grabbed his cash and ws headed for the exit when he ran smack into a police officer who was coming in the front door. It seems our unfortunate bozo had selected a dry cleaners that was located next to the sheriff’s substation and many of the officers come in each day to pick up their uniforms.

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