Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 12, 2001

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Bobby Batch for sending in today’s report. From Davenport, Washington comes the story of a group of bozos who had an elaborate plan to rob a tire store. They drove their car into one of the shop’s bays and while one of our bozos requested a new set of tires, the two other bozos walked inside the store. One bozo distracted the tire store employee while the other bozo opened the cash register and grabbed the cash. Now, all they have to do is jump in their car and make a clean getaway, right? Wrong. Remember they had asked for a new set of tires? The guy in the shop is trying to take care of them. Their getaway car is three feet off the ground with all four tires removed. Our bozos tried to flee on foot but were quickly apprehended.

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