Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 15, 2001

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for contributing today’s report. We all know that being a bozo crook is hard, dirty work, but maybe our bozo for today took it a little too far. From the International File in Durban, South Africa comes the story of our bozo who broke into a home and ransacked it, gathering up three bags of valuables. Then instead of fleeing with his loot, he decided to take a nice, hot bath. And that’s where the homeowners found him when they returned home, soaking in their bathtub. Police are still looking for him as he was able to make a "clean" getaway.

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