Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 19, 2001

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule number 2323, which states that when smuggling, it’s usually a good idea to try to conceal the items you’re trying to sneak in. From the International File in the Czech Republic comes the story of a bozo panty smuggler. Our bozo, who wanted to try to avoid paying import duties on the ladies undergarments, was arrested as he tried to cross the border with 1400 pairs of women’s underpants in his car. Guards said every available space in the car, from the doors to the dashboard, was crammed with panties. He faces a whopping $27 fine.

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