Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 21, 2001

Bozo criminal for today comes from Boston, Massachusetts where bozo James "Houdini" Persons was arrested by the cops under suspicion of burglary. Our bozo was handcuffed and placed in the back of a patrol car while the cops interviewed other witnesses. Within less than five minutes our bozo slipped out of the handcuffs, tore off the inside door panel, disabled the mechanism for opening the door, climbed into the front seat where the keys had been left in the ignition and drove off. He then quickly dumped the car and went home. And that’s where his plan blew up in his face. He had already given the officers his home address. They simply drove over to his place and arrested him again, hopefully using a better pair of handcuffs this time.

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