Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 27, 2001

Bozo criminal for today comes from Richmond, Virginia where bozo Christopher Carson was driving a vehicle he had stolen when it ran out of gas. And of course, being a bozo, he wouldn’t want to walk to the nearest gas station. Instead he flagged down a passing sheriff’s deputy and asked for a lift. During the trip our bozo gave the deputy a name that did not turn up during a routine check. So, he radioed another officer to run a check on the vehicle’s license plates. When they turned up stolen our bozo was given a lift. But not the one he had asked for. This one took him straight to jail.

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