Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 18, 2001

Bozo criminal for today reaches a new high, or perhaps low, in stupidity. From St. Louis County, Missouri comes the story of bozo Daniel Evans who decided to do what many of us have done at one time or another, make a Xerox of his kiester on the copy machine. It was the location of this particular copy machine that got him into trouble. He dropped his pants and copied his backside on the machine in the lobby of the St. Louis County Courthouse. He was only able to make two copies before the cops yanked him off of there. And he’s a charming guy, too. He said he was making the copies for his girlfriend. Bet she’s thrilled.

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