Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 19, 2001

Bozo criminals for today come from Tallahassee, Florida where bozos Jaron Greene and Wesley Jacobs broke into a residence and made off with a variety of goodies, including a couple of televisions. It was only when they got back home that they realized that they had failed to steal perhaps the most important items of all. So they did what any self-respecting bozo would do, they returned to the scene of the crime to finish the job. They weren’t so lucky this time as a neighbor spotted them and called the cops who nabbed them before they could make their getaway. And what items were so important that our bozos risked being arrested to return and get? The remote controls for the TVs, of course.

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