Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 23, 2001

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Lou Ann Bragg for sending in today’s report. Our Bozo for today violated Bozo Rule Number 1909 which states: It’s not usually a good idea to use your real name and address when renting your getaway car. From Spartanburg, South Carolina comes the story of bozo Jose Ramiro who held up the First Piedmont Bank. Employees noticed he fled in a silver Mustang with the paper license plate of National Car Rental. Cops simply got our bozo’s address from the rental company, stopped by his home and arrested him.

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