Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Suzanne Williams for contributing today’s report. From Oxnard, California comes the story of bozo former police officer Edward Lucas. Officer Lucas has been accused of putting on makeup, a phony mustache and sunglasses and putting a fake bomb in the restroom of a bank. He then allegedly tried to hold up that bank. He didn’t succeed, but it was what he said after he was in police custody that secured his place in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the officers that he never intended to rob the bank. He just wanted to get a feel of what it was like to be a bank robber for a police training video that he planned to produce.