Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 04, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jeanette Keith for contributing today’s report. It appears postal service is pretty much the same around the world. From the International File in Hamburg, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who walked into a post office waving a gun and threatening to rob the place. Unfortunately, the only other person there was a customer waiting to be helped. There were no postal employees manning the service counters at all. So our bozo waited. And waited. And waited. And after more than 20 minutes of standing at the counter the furious bozo left, making his getaway on his bicycle.

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