Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 06, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk D.D. Stewart who contributed today’s report. From Atlanta, Georgia comes the story of bozo Juanita Morris who had some counterfeit bills she wanted to pass. She went to a grocery store and tried to wire some money, mixing in the counterfeit bills with some real cash. A sharp eyed clerk spotted the fake bills and called the cops, which prompted our bozo to flee the store, leaving all the cash behind. Upon returning home, she and her boyfriend thought things over and decided to call the police and ask if they could come by the station and pick up the money that wasn’t counterfeit. Sure, said the cops, come on down! They did. They were arrested.

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