Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 08, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Colombia comes the story of bozo Jose Gomez who was a "mule" for a Colombian drug dealer. He would swallow cocaine filled balloons and then board an international flight, thus sneaking the drug undetected through customs. Our bozo slipped up upon arrival in Melbourne, Australia. While filling out the customs form, he checked the "yes" box on whether he was carrying any illegal substances. That led to a quick arrest and confession.

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