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December 11, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mike Walker who sent in today’s report. From Boston, Massachusetts comes the story of a group of bozo marijuana dealers who just received a large shipment of fresh marijuana. They stashed the pot, about 52 pounds of it, in their apartment along with a large amount of cash and firearms. Never thinking that placing the marijuana directly under the apartment’s fire alarm might cause a problem, our bozos went out, probably for a bite to eat. While they were gone, the fragrant fresh pot set off the alarm. It didn’t catch on fire but the overwhelmingly strong scent confused the alarm and triggered an automatic call to the fire department. Instead of finding a fire, the firemen found the pot and called the cops.

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