Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 12, 2000

Bozo criminal for today proves that being a bozo is hard, tiring work. From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Ray Gardner who stole a car, drove it a short distance and then decided to take a nap. Behind the wheel. Holding his gun in his hand in plain sight. A policeman noticed the gun and decided run a check of the license plate. Our bozo’s now catching up on his sleep in jail.

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