Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 07, 2000

For election day today we present a bozo story not about criminals but about government regulations that are criminal. Maybe the bozos who thought this one up will be voted out today. Our story for today comes from Coeur d’Alene Idaho where highway department officials issued $100 dollar citations to U.S. Government trucks on their way to fight last summers raging wildfires in Montana. It seems the trucks, loaded with water to fight the fires, exceeded the highway weight limit. So the authorities made a truly bozo decision. They ordered the trucks to dump their loads of water before sending them on their way to fight the fires.

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