Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 08, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Longview, Texas where bozo Marvin Jennings was stopped by a sheriff’s deputy for speeding. Noticing that our bozo seemed a little nervous, the officer asked for permission to search the car. The bozo agreed and the officer tried to open the rear door. It was so heavy that it took a strong tug to open it. Suspecting that something was up, the officer tried to roll down the rear window and found that it would only lower a couple of inches. When he removed the door panel, the officer discovered the reason why. It was jammed full of marijuana. About 13 bags of the stuff. And the door on the other side was packed, too. Our bozo was arrested.

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