Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 02, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk "JannyQ" for sending in today’s report. From Meadeville, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo David Bergman who broke into a tavern and made himself at home. Not knowing that his every move was being recorded by security cameras, our bozo fixed himself a bite to eat and then poured himself something to drink. Several somethings to drink in fact. He then stretched out to take a little nap. He didn’t seem to be in any hurry to leave, as he was still in the tavern, talking on the phone, when the manager came in the next day to open up. Hope he was calling his attorney. He’s been arrested.

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