Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 05, 2000

Bozo criminals for today come from North Adams, Massachusetts where bozos Terrance Brown and Shaun Carroll had just left a court appearance and needed to find a place to unwind. They had a little bit of marijuana but no place to smoke it. Then our bozos spotted a vacant car parked beneath a bridge. Perfect. And it was unlocked! So our bozos hopped in and fired up. And that’s when they were busted. The car they got into turned out to be one of the Berkshire County Drug Task Force’s unmarked vehicles.

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