Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 06, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File. From Seville, Spain comes the story of an unidentified bozo who thought he had the perfect alibi. Our bozo was being questioned by the police about the robbery of a taxi driver. Our bozo responded that there was no way he could have been involved in that crime, since he was "out picking pockets" that night. He’s looking at ten years in jail.

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