Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 10, 2000

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 8787 which clearly states that, whenever possible, you should try to obtain a getaway vehicle that will go faster than five miles per hour. From Gastonia, North Carolina comes the story of bozo John Wilbanks who drove up to a gas station, filled up and left without paying. The attendant noticed the theft and called the cops who arrived and busted our bozo before he got more than 100 yards down the road. Did we mention that our bozo was driving a stolen vehicle? Did we also mention it was a riding lawn mower? He’s been charged with theft.

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