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October 11, 2000

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who alerted us to this story. From Pawtucket, Rhode Island comes the story of bozo Kenneth Barnhart who planned on robbing an apartment. He needed a lookout to stand guard so he took his brother along and positioned him outside. A neighbor noticed the suspicious activity and called the cops, then went outside to wait for the police to arrive. When they got there our bozo lookout was standing next to the neighbor, mistaking him for his brother who was still ransacking the apartment. And one thing we forgot to tell you…the man our bozo crook had asked to be his lookout, his brother, is legally blind.

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