Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 12, 2000

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Brad Novak who sent in today’s report. From Cedar Rapids, Iowa comes the story of bozo Andrew Burhop who held up a local bank. Bank employees watched in amazment as our bozo got his cash, fled the bank and hopped into his getaway car which had personalized license plates. Right there on the license plate was "BURHOP", our bozo’s last name. It didn’t take the cops long to find him and it didn’t take him long to plead guilty.

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