Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 13, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Provo, Utah where bozo Ron Shelton stole a bicycle. Bozo Ron then decided that it might be a good idea to get the bicycle painted so that it wouldn’t be so easy to identify. Bad idea. He took it into a bike shop to get an estimate and the guy behind the counter thought it looked very familiar. It was his own bike. Our bozo had picked the bike shop that happened to be owned by the man he had stolen the bike from in the first place. The owner excused himself, went into the back and called the cops.

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