Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 17, 2000

Bozo criminal for today may have had one of his wishes come true, but he got arrested, anyway. From Dayton, Ohio comes the story of bozo Hank Adams who walked into a liquor store armed with a BB gun and demanded money from the cashier. About this same time a beer salesman and another customer walked in, but immediately left when they saw what was going on. But they did distract our bozo long enough for the cashier to slip out of the store and quickly lock the door. Our bozo was briefly delighted to be locked inside a liquor store. But before he could even grab himself a beer, the cops arrived and arrested him.

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