Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 18, 2000

Bozo criminal for today comes from Carrollton, Texas where bozo David Hastings’ mouth got him into trouble. Our bozo was a waiter at an IHOP Restaurant that was frequented by several police officers who worked the late shift. Every evening when the cops would come in our bozo would strike up a conversation with them, sometimes talking so much that it interfered with the officers’ meal. Sounds like the tips weren’t too good, as our bozo turned to crime and held up a nearby bank. One of the officers immediately recognized him from a surveillance camera photo-"Hey, that’s the waiter who just won’t shut up!" The cops took the picture by the restaurant, got the bozo’s name and address and quickly arrested him.

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